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But! There are so many more possibilities than a stunning new decoration for your home or a really outsize table made out of apatosaurus ribcage!
Now, if - okay, let's be honest, WHEN - a charmingly mad scientist manages to rouse a living deinonychus from the grave and it almost noms you in an EAT cute (guys seriously how is it to be in the presence of greatness, is it fun, I bet it's fun), not ONLY will you have a handsome and insane new boyfriend, but ALSO you will be able to train your deinonychus to give you rides everywhere so you can terrify the townspeople into doing your bidding.
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| Yeah, baby. (Here at Selma Corp we don't believe in dinosaurs with feathers. A. Lame B. Have you seen how often paleontologists change their minds about these things? They're worse than a politician with a busted teleprompter.) |
I didn't know what. Makes sense. Lol!
ReplyDeleteI'm in the camp of people that's just waiting for scientist to admit that dinosaur is just a fancy way of saying large extinct lizard, shark, bird, etc. Extinct because they were too big for their own good and the smaller, stealthier animals ate up their food supply. And also people killed them for sport. Because how cool is a cave man on his own? Not very. But how cool is a cave man who caught a T-Rex? VERY! Lol!
That's my theory anyway. ^_^
" Because how cool is a cave man on his own? Not very. But how cool is a cave man who caught a T-Rex? VERY!"
DeleteNow THAT is the kind of science I can get behind. I like the way you think!