Me: "This story started out pretty lighthearted, but it got darker."
B: "Uh-huh."
Me: "Yeah! Now I'm giving the hero a traumatic injury and a tortured backstory and all sorts of fun stuff! I need to figure out if there's any other ways I can mess him up."
B: "..."
Me: "..."
B: "Well, this was disturbing."
I imagine this is what happened with Twilight: the second she wrote about the baby tearing its way to freedom out through the vagina or whatnot she decided to throw in some sparkly vampires to lighten the mood.
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What an image. Good use of "or whatnot".
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